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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Ew, what is that smell?
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I made cheesy eggs.
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Yeah, no, I think it's Ernie.
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It's the weekend. Showering is optional.
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No. No, it's not.
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Agent Johnson, from The
Organization. Nobody move.
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Oh, is this about the pen
I took from the office?
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Kira Cooper, you're under arrest.
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Craig, give them back their pen!
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It's not about the pen. You're under arrest
for leveling our field office in Hong Kong.
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We have an office in Hong Kong?
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Not anymore. Pay attention!
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Hey!
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Honey, don't worry. Everything
will be all right. Hey!
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(Music)
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool
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I always find a way
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A way out of the fire
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But don't tell nobody
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Tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life on red alert
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Doin' my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest
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Baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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There is no way Mom could
do this to The Organization.
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She is the most loyal person in the world.
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For crying out loud, she still uses AOL.
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What if she never comes home?
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Who's gonna take care of us?
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Ernie, we gotta pull
it together, all right?
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We're gonna get through this as a family.
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(Sighs) You're right.
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We'll all
pitch in. I'll...
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do what Mom would do.
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You going to decimate a building?
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Judy! What? I'm using
humor to lighten the mood.
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Well, don't bother. Okay?
Everything is gonna be just fine.
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I'm sure of it.
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Things could not get any worse.
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They're calling her an enemy of the
state, and they have tons of evidence.
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Now would be a good
time to lighten the mood.
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Knock knock. Who's there?
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Five agents to rescue a Cooper.
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Too soon?
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What took you guys so long?
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Uhh... you're in a prison
40 stories underground,
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and the elevator was broke. Oh. Wow!
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My ears just popped.
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Hah-hah! Ooh, sorry honey, is
there anything we can do for you?
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Well, some clean clothes and a
hairbrush would be a good start.
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Oh, and maybe if you have
time... clear my name!
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Mom, look, we know you didn't do this.
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I am being set up.
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I don't know by who or why, but I am.
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I know, honey. You were on
that solo mission in Hawaii.
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I mean, it's not like you
snuck out of your hotel,
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took Honolulu Air flight 213 to
Hong Kong that arrived at 6:14 AM,
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rented a car, scored some explosives on
the black market, decimated a building,
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and made it all the way back to your
hotel in Hawaii in time for breakfast.
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Did you?
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Take that back, or they will find
me guilty... of killing my husband!
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Look, Mom, we are not gonna
rest until you are out of here
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and the person who set you up
is sitting in there instead.
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My attorney from The
Organization, Maggie Summer,
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said that they're turning me over to
the Hong Kong authorities in 72 hours.
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Time's up. Let's go.
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Now that doesn't give you a lot of time.
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Work with Maggie! And while you're
at it, bring me a darn brush!
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Okay, so they got a receipt
for a plane ticket to Hong Kong
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on Mom's credit card.
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No! Her phone and spy bracelet
pinged off a cell tower
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in the area at the time of the explosion.
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No! And a picture of her getting
celebratory dim sum afterwards,
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which is totally bogus because
Mom doesn't even like dim sum.
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Noo!
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Dad, are you okay?
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No. I'm falling apart.
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She's the sun to my moon.
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The surf to my turf.
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The tidies to my whities.
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Here. This'll make you feel better.
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Ernie, I can't think about
eating right now, your mo...
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Ooh! Is that truffle oil?
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With jalape?o aioli.
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Okay, Ernie, enough with the food already.
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It's what Mom would do.
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I'm trying to pick up
the slack around here.
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Like Mom always says, food equals love.
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Mom's never said that.
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Well, maybe she would if you
could get her out of prison!
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(Someone knocking on door)
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Hi, Coopers!
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I'm Maggie Summer. Kira's attorney.
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We have a lot to do and
not much time to do it.
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So I suggest we get started.
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You really think you can help my mom?
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There's a lot of evidence against
her. What's your defense strategy?
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All you need to know is, I may not
look like it, but I am a pitbull!
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Really? Very... pink pitbull.
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That's right, missy.
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And I'm not a glass
half-full kinda person.
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My glass is overflowing!
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(Laughing weakly) I need
you people to stay positive
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if we're gonna work
together and save your mom!
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Now, are you with me?
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Craig and Ernie: Yeah! Yeah!
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I can't hear you!
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All: Yeah!
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I still can't hear you.
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All: Y-Yea...
Wait. Wait.
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I could that time, I just... I
wanted to make my point.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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You're organized, you have a plan of
action, and, wow, you smell really good.
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What is that?
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It's a little fragrance I
like to call... positivity!
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Okay. I sent your dad to Hong
Kong to canvass for witnesses.
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Now, I need you to go over
your mom's story again with her
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and look for anything
she may have left out.
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Okay. Yup. No, I got it.
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Uh, is there anything else I can do?
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Yes. I want Ernie's recipe
for his focaccia bread.
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Tell him it was out of this world!
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Yeah, you're still new here.
We don't compliment Ernie.
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(Cackling)
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(Cackling)
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(Laughing stops)
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What do you think you're doing?
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Oh. Hi, sweetie.
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I'm Maggie. I'm helping defend
your mom and bring her home.
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By inserting a flash drive
and uploading suspicious files?
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Oh. Oh, honey, it's more
complicated than that.
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I would explain it, but... (Baby
voice) you wouldn't understand.
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Try me.
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I don't have time for games.
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I have a built-in lie detector.
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And it's telling me you're full of baloney.
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Except for when you called me cutie.
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That part was true.
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Ohhh. You're a junior
undercover digital youth!
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Why didn't you just say so?
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(Judy powers down)
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I would've powered you down a lot sooner.
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Ship-It Express?
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Yeah, I need a package pick-up.
It's about 4 feet tall and nosy.
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If we don't get that evidence
within the next 24 hours,
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they're gonna turn our mom over
to the Hong Kong authorities,
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and we might never ever see her again.
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(Gasps) Hey, hey. Hey.
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I don't know about you,
but I am on Team Positive!
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Come on, everybody.
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Hold hands.
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Okay, Maggie, look. I think
that's kind of a waste of...
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Do it!
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Okay.
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Hands high, hands low.
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Let those negative feelings go!
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Everybody.
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All: Hands high, hands low.
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All: Let those negative feelings go!
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Dad! Shoes! I just did the floors.
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I'll get the mop.
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Ernie's work is never done.
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Dad, please tell me you
found evidence in Hong Kong
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to prove that Mom was not
in that dim sum picture.
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No, it was a complete waste of time.
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I sat in Wang Lee's Dim Sum House for
12 hours and nobody knew anything.
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Wang Lee's? No. It was Wang Lu's.
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No, you told me it was Wang Lee's.
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Oh, you must've misheard me.
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Craig, do you think I'd send
you all the way to Hong Kong
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on a wild goose chase?
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No. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
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(Baby voice) Turn that frown upside down.
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Stay positive!
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I was positive you said it was Wang Lee's!
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Look, Maggie, I know
my mom believes in you,
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but I'm starting to think you're full of...
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and I mean this in the most
positive way possible... poopoo!
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Wha... That's not
very positive, K.C.
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It's not meant to be.
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Look, you have done
absolutely nothing to help,
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and we are running out of time.
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Okay. I was waiting till I
had all my ducks in a row,
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but I think I know who's setting Kira up.
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His name is Chuck Maddox.
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Well, what does he have against my mom?
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She discovered he was selling secrets and
had him kicked out of The Organization.
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Last I heard, he was working as a professor
at the George Washington University.
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Hm. Looks like it's time to teach
that professor a little lesson.
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Ooh.
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I finally restore my
power and... Oh, no.
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I fell for the ol' "mail
the robot away" trick.
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Well played, Maggie. (
mocking Maggie) Well played.
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(Scoffs) It's gonna be a long walk home.
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Hey, uh, professor. Can
I ask you a question?
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Sure. Are you in one of my classes?
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Yeah, I'm in Intro to 'You Mess
With My Mom, You Mess With Me'.
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That sounds more like Women's Studies.
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I teach poli-sci.
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(Smirks) Sure, you do.
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Is this about a bad grade I gave you?
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Tell me everything you know about The
Organization's field office in Hong Kong.
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Well, I know it's in Hong Kong.
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Don't play cute with me.
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You set my mom up!
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I don't know who your mom is!
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Kira Cooper. Ring a bell?
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I have nothing against Kira.
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In fact, we used to be friends
before I quit The Organization!
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Quit? Funny. I heard you got fired!
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Fired? Me? Please.
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I'm much happier being a college
professor than I ever was being an agent.
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I get summer vacations.
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Yeah, well, if you don't start talking,
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you're gonna be going
on a permanent vacation.
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(Grimacing)
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(Yelling)
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Ahh!
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Come on!
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Uhhh... (Clears throat
) Overdue book fines.
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Return your books, people.
Respect the process.
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Ughh.
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There's got to be an easier way.
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Oh, wait. Duh.
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Why row row row when you can go go go?!
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Mom? I found the guy who set you up.
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Recognize him?
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I don't know. Can you back
him off the glass a little?
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(Chuck gasps) Chuck?
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How are you, sweetie?
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Sweetie? Good to see you, Kira.
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You look well. Other than being
imprisoned in a glass box thing.
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But at least it's bigger than that
first cubicle we shared, right?
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(Both chuckling)
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So you can bring me an old friend but
you can't bring me a pair of pants?
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Mother. Big picture.
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Chuck set you up because you got him fired.
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No. I wrote him a letter of
recommendation to the university
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when he didn't want to be an agent anymore.
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(Muffled) By the way, I
still owe you that lunch.
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(Muffled) Assuming you ever get out.
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Wait, so he's really your friend?
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Yeah.
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K.C.: Ohh. (Laughing)
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Sorry about that. Hah.
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Looks like I owe you lunch.
(Laughing nervously)
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And my mother wondered why I
wanted to quit the business.
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Why in the world would you think
Chuck had anything to do with this?
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Well, because Maggie told me he did.
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Look, I am having serious doubts about her.
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She sent Dad to Hong Kong. Twice.
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K.C., I trust her. Don't lose faith.
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Oh, Maggie, hey. We were
just talking about you.
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Yeah, and I was just gonna ask...
Who the heck are you?
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I'm Maggie Summer. I'm
defending your mother.
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Wait... if you're
Maggie, then...
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Who the heck is 'Maggie'?
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K.C., you're telling me that there's
another woman pretending to be me?
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Yeah. She's-She's blonde, about 5'4"...
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Honey, that could be anybody.
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Okay, she wears a lot of pink. Super perky.
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Candace Adams!
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I-I mentored when she was
training to be an agent.
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I knew immediately she
didn't have what it takes.
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Any idiot could see something
was wrong with that woman.
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Well, when Dad gets back from Hong
Kong for the second time in three days,
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I'll be sure to let him know.
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Is this her? Yup. That's her.
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Mom, now we can get you out of here.
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Ooh, I can't wait to take down
that perky little powder-puff.
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No, K.C. We cannot alert
Candace that we're onto her.
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That girl is dangerous.
Who knows what she might do?
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K.C., your mission is to do nothing.
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Isn't that more of a mission for Ernie?
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Okay, fine, but it's no fun being
a spy if your hands are tied.
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Tell me about it!
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(Harmonica)
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Can I see that harmonica
for a second, Bobby?
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Thank you.
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Finally some peace and quiet.
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Guys. Guys. Guys.
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You are not gonna believe this.
296
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So it turns out Maggie is
actually... in our kitchen!
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She's in our kitchen.
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'Cause it's dinner time.
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And that's where she'd be. 'Cause that'd
be weird if she were in the garage.
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You're home for dinner? I only
made three Cornish game hens.
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And now someone's gonna have to share.
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K.C., what were you so excited about?
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Did you locate Chuck Maddox?
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No. Just, uh, another dead end.
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Darn that brick wall we
just keep coming up against.
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Oh... Oh! I... just got a text.
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Unfortunately, I am going
to have to pass on dinner.
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You can't go.
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Why not?
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Because I am feeling
super negative right now,
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and I need your help, Maggie. I need you.
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Guys, could you give us a moment?
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Fine. I'll just torch the
cr?me br?l?es in the bathroom.
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Like an animal!
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I know you set my mom up, Candace.
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Aahh!
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Took you long enough to
figure it out, Miss Super Spy.
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Talk about nepotism!
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(Candace laughing) (Yelling)
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Mama's home!
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(Candace grimacing)
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(Candace yelling)
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What's all
this... Kira?
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Baby. You're home.
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What...
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...is going on?
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She was working against
Mom the entire time.
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She's a fake and an annoying sicko nutjob.
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And, yes, Candace, I am positive about it.
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All because I didn't think she
had what it takes to be an agent.
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Oh, really? Didn't have what it takes?
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Who disguised herself as you?
333
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Who flew all the way to Hong
Kong, destroyed a building,
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had some celebratory dim sum, and then
came back and pinned it all on you?
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Me. That's who.
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And guess who just confessed on tape?
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You. That's who.
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Agents! Candace Adams, you're under arrest.
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Ughh. (Grimacing)
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Kira: Okay.
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Oh. Oh. Hey.
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Judy! Where have you been?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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But next time the Ship-It
Express guy's around,
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tell him I got a bone to pick with him.
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And now, a message from
the cast of K.C. Undercover.
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Hi, kids. We had a lot of laughs this week.
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But there's one thing we wanted to address.
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In this episode, my character Judy
gets shipped off to another country.
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In the mail.
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And as funny as that is, we are here to tell
you that you should not try this at home.
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People are not mail.
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Many of you have brothers
and sisters of your own.
354
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And if they're anything like my
brother, they can be annoying as heck.
355
00:19:34,748 --> 00:19:38,083
But that does not mean you should
wrap them up and ship them off to...
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England, or Venezuela, or Cuba.
357
00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:43,555
It's just not cool.
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Even if you call dibs on the last donut,
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and your brother Kumario
literally grabs it out of your hand
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and licks it and says, "Oh,
were you gonna eat that?"
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Knowing full well you were gonna eat that?
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It's still not okay to ship them off.
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And you might think, "Well, what
if I pay the mailman a little extra
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to mark it 'fragile',
then it is totally fine."
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It is not totally fine.
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Marking 'fragile' may have
never crossed your mind.
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You may be thinking, "I'm not
even gonna pay for postage.
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"I'm just gonna throw it in the garbage
and let the trash guy deal with him."
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Still not cool. In fact, that's worse.
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Totally worse. Even if
your brother deserves it.
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You're better off not throwing him
into a box and laughing maniacally
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as he's shipped to Timbuktu.
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Sure, your mom might
miss him for the holidays,
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but you know that the
Thanksgiving turkey is gonna taste
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so much better without your
brother's nasty saliva all over it.
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"Oh? Were you gonna eat that turkey leg?"
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Yes, I was gonna eat that turkey leg!
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00:20:41,014 --> 00:20:43,215
Quit licking my food, Kumario!
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Are you okay, Kamil?
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(Breathes) I'm fine.
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As I was saying, do not ship your siblings.
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All: It's the law.
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Rob, your name's on TV.
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